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Nick
Posted on: November 14th, 2005, 8:16am Quote Report to Moderator
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“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted” - George Best

"The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important." - Bobby Robson.

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." - Les Dawson.

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams

“The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." - Times newspaper

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me!" - Woody Allen

"If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas, would i be able to meet you in-between the holidays?" - Josh Longden

"If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?" - Amy

"The bowler is Holding, the batsmen's Willey" - Brian Johnston

“Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country” - Ian Rush

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante.

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson


"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" - Steven Wright.

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant

"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."
- M. Berle.

Michael Jordan - You have to expect things of yourselves before you can do them.

David Beckham - My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7

Johnny Wilkinson - There's a lot to be pleased about and there is a lot to be down about on what we can improve on (after scoring 35 points in an 80 - 23 win!)


"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you." - ?

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hmm .. interesting quotes .. and welcome to our new forum

.. as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you ..

..you Broke my heart ..but I Love you with Every piece of it ..

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