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Posted on: December 9th, 2005, 4:00pm Quote Report to Moderator

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- You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
- Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
- Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
- All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 56k ...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
- And even your night dreams are in HTML.
- You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au
- Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.
- You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
- You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
-You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again
- When you take a wrong turn in the car, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
- When someone asks for something, your 1st answer is 'Google it'

hmm .. most of them are 100% applicale on me  

.. as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you .. Broke my heart ..but I Love you with Every piece of it ..

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hmm .. most of them are 100% applicale on me  

lol same here
though i think im more addicted to my computer than the internet
lol sad thing.. i even use my computer to make phone calls sometimes
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