- You kiss your girlfriend's home page. - Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. - Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. - All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 56k ...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. - And even your night dreams are in HTML. - You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. - You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. - You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au - Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. - You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. - You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. - Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. - All of your friends have an @ in their names. -You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again - When you take a wrong turn in the car, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. - When someone asks for something, your 1st answer is 'Google it'
hmm .. most of them are 100% applicale on me
.. as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you ..
..you Broke my heart ..but I Love you with Every piece of it ..
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