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the_imax
Posted on: January 9th, 2006, 4:44pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You are first in line to the throne.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water theme park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water theme park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress 1,000+, Morning suit rental-100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is 5.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

.. as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you ..

..you Broke my heart ..but I Love you with Every piece of it ..

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Posted on: January 9th, 2006, 7:16pm Quote Report to Moderator
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I know this hurts, it was meant to.

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lolol nice these are awesome
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Shell
Posted on: January 10th, 2006, 10:43pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Love Is A Small Word, But Big Meanings.

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PML
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Posted on: January 18th, 2006, 6:17pm Quote Report to Moderator
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what does that mean?

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Shell
Posted on: January 18th, 2006, 6:54pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Love Is A Small Word, But Big Meanings.

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pxxx myself laughing its just one of the normal sayings round here.
but I ain't though
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the_imax
Posted on: January 19th, 2006, 6:28pm Quote Report to Moderator
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what does that mean?



I also had the same question  

.. as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you ..

..you Broke my heart ..but I Love you with Every piece of it ..

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Shell
Posted on: January 19th, 2006, 7:00pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Love Is A Small Word, But Big Meanings.

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I have answered it
PXXX myself laughing
They use it here
and also lmao - laughing my a**/axxx off.
ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing?
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