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koreaneve77
Posted on: April 2nd, 2006, 8:18am Quote Report to Moderator
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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a**.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b****.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!
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Myzyri
Posted on: May 10th, 2006, 9:05am Quote Report to Moderator
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A retort...

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree.

SHAVE ALL YOU WANT AND SITTING MEANS NILL,
FEEL FREE TO SHOP WHILE YOUR MAN FOOTS THE BILL.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard-on

YOU DON'T HAVE A DONG, SO FOR YOU IT'S NOT TOUGH,
BUT I BET THAT MASSAGE, MOISTENS YOUR MUFF.

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a**.

WRITE CHECKS FROM THE CHECKBOOK, AND I'M SURE YOU CAN PUMP,
NOT EVEN YOUR FRIENDS CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT RUMP.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

TRUE BEAUTY NEEDS HIGHLIGHTS, IT WON'T NEED A TROWEL,
AND WHEN PROVEN WRONG EVERY CHICK BECOMES FOUL.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

GO BACK TO THE FIFTIES, MEN NO LONGER GET LOST,
WE'VE DISCOVERED GPS AT A REASONABLE COST.

I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late

TO BE TARDY IS RUDE, THAT'S WHY WE CONTINUE TO KNOCK,
SO MANAGE YOUR TIME AND GO BUY A CLOCK.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

GO OUT AND SEE YOUR MOVIE ABOUT THE BIRDS AND BEES,
YOU CAN THANK YOUR MAN LATER, JUST GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b****.

WOMEN CAN LOSE HAIR, AND JOCK ITCH IS YEAST,
ASSERTIVE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE AN EDUCATED BEAST!

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

THAT JUST REMINDS ME OF THE POT AND THE KETTLE,
BY THE TIME YOU'RE FORTY, YOU'LL GRAB ANYONE AND SETTLE.

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!

YOU WANT ME TO BUY JEWELERY, YOU GOLD DIGGING WENCH,
THEN YOU'D BETTER STRIP DOWN AND SPREAD OPEN THAT TRENCH.

I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

YOU EXPRESS VERY WELL, YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR TRAP,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE EASY, WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP.

Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!

I WON'T CALL YOU THOSE, HONEY, SO JUST QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'
NOW GO GET MY SLIPPERS AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
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HiS ESTRELLA
Posted on: January 22nd, 2009, 11:53pm Quote Report to Moderator
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BHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

*HiS ESTRELLA*
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hate2love
Posted on: January 28th, 2009, 5:33pm Quote Report to Moderator
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLz

Nothing easy on this life we have to try our best and work hard to get what we want ! dont stand and look at what you want!
run to get it if you really sure that will make you happy and own the world !

Written By : Me
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layn
Posted on: March 5th, 2009, 4:15am Quote Report to Moderator
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funny myzyri
thats awwwwwweeessssooooommmmmeeeeee... heehhehe..

girls really are sometimes aweful.. but most of the time..
we are demonic angel.. hahaha

cannot think of what girls are.. girls are just girls..

LOVE conquers all.
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Myzyri
Posted on: March 30th, 2010, 3:26am Quote Report to Moderator
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Man, I had fun writing that...  Hope some more poems come along...
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cute shoco
Posted on: April 1st, 2010, 2:56pm Quote Report to Moderator
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