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Abbey07
Posted on: March 27th, 2007, 9:44am Quote Report to Moderator
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A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."

A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

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Mel
Posted on: March 29th, 2007, 7:34pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Oh, no !!
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AngelFace
Posted on: March 29th, 2007, 8:14pm Quote Report to Moderator
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LOL...too funny!! I like reading these types of "dumbest criminal" stuff!  
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Abbey07
Posted on: March 30th, 2007, 7:32am Quote Report to Moderator
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I'm gald u like them coz i did have loads more but every one wants to see them all LOL

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AngelFace
Posted on: March 30th, 2007, 12:51pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Whenever you can post away more of those dumb criminal stories Abbey!  
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Abbey07
Posted on: March 30th, 2007, 12:55pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Ok i will do they will be more soon

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