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b_misery
Posted on: February 11th, 2008, 7:35am Quote Report to Moderator
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love, hurt and learn to love again..

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gets back a scoop of chilly flavored ice cream


*inserts a tissue paper*

>>>> crazy love <<<<  
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Poptop
Posted on: February 11th, 2008, 10:02pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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 Gets back the ghost of the dead tree that was killed to make the tissue.



 *inserts a hard drive filled with bad words*

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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b_misery
Posted on: February 13th, 2008, 4:25am Quote Report to Moderator
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love, hurt and learn to love again..

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Posts: 515
gets back a box sliced human tongue


*inserts a pearl*

>>>> crazy love <<<<  
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Poptop
Posted on: February 13th, 2008, 10:14am Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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 Gets back a magick wish to be granted at any time


  *inserts toothbrush from fang the wonder poop*

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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b_misery
Posted on: April 20th, 2008, 7:34am Quote Report to Moderator
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love, hurt and learn to love again..

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gets back dracula's tooth with decays and plaques..

*inserts a litre of BLACK LABEL*

>>>> crazy love <<<<  
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Poptop
Posted on: April 22nd, 2008, 8:57pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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Posts: 554
 Gets back a big nasty dragon named Puddin that has a 3 foot tail and a 9 foot neck and keeps falling forward.


 *Inserts a 3 legged milking stool named Gertrude *

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Myzyri
Posted on: June 10th, 2009, 4:49am Quote Report to Moderator
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Gets back some stool from a three-legged cow named Bernard.

*Inserts a piece of petrified wood*
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Poptop
Posted on: September 24th, 2010, 5:49pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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Gets back a case of liquid rejuvenation and turns into a young sapling.


*inserts a 3 pound dust bunny*    

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Myzyri
Posted on: November 1st, 2010, 7:37pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Gets back an Easter Basket with three one-pound ostrich eggs.

*inserts a corn cob, yarmulke, and a sack of marbles*
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Poptop
Posted on: November 9th, 2010, 5:39pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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 Gets back a Yiddish board game no one can figger out how to play



*Inserts an envelope containing the remains of Jimmie Haffa*

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Myzyri
Posted on: November 9th, 2010, 7:40pm Quote Report to Moderator
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You receive a bill for Union Dues.

*Inserts pictures of Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, and Manfred Mann*
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Poptop
Posted on: November 12th, 2010, 2:21pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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 Gets back a notice of a lawsuit from local court charging sexual discrimination, plaintiffs are
Charles Womanson, Marilyn Womanson, and Womanfred Womann


  *Inserts a self portrait of Pearl the bowlegged prostitute from Pratt's Bottom near Prickwillow *

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Myzyri
Posted on: November 13th, 2010, 7:25am Quote Report to Moderator
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You receive as "pearl necklace" from a male, crackhead prostitute.

**Inserts a Cornish Hen, a pair of Clown Shoes, clippings from Barack Obama's afro, and one Black Eyed Pea.**
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Poptop
Posted on: November 17th, 2010, 6:50pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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 You get back a klutz with a small bladder that keeps tripping over his own feet while doing a funny dance at weddings but due too his hair keeps bouncing back.


*Inserts a CD full of Retro Funk music*

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Myzyri
Posted on: November 18th, 2010, 4:57am Quote Report to Moderator
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You get an "Atomic Dog" that urinates on your shoe...  And George Clinton steals your wallet to buy Marijuana.

*Inserts an Eiffel Tower key chain souvenir*
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