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Screwing All Night (currently 589 views) |
Poptop |
Posted on: April 6th, 2008, 3:27pm |
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Maximum Member Happiness is all around,you just have to look
Gender: Male Posts: 554 |
Screwing All Night
It's the spring of 1957, and Bobby's ready to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he gets to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw. She'd screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!" |
Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies |
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archesgod |
Posted on: May 1st, 2008, 1:18am |
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LOL... =) That's a nice one... Aha. |
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Pepper |
Posted on: June 14th, 2008, 3:25pm |
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Baby Member Alice: Of all the silly nonsense...
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Heard this one before - love it. x |
"Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."
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bright-amber |
Posted on: November 5th, 2008, 11:56am |
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lol excellent |
BE SLAVE TO NO-ONES EXPECTATIONS,WITH YOUR LAST DIEING BREATH SCREAM FREEDOM |
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country gurl |
Posted on: November 5th, 2008, 3:41pm |
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That is great!!! |
Country Gurl
Quoted Text Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. ~ Helen Keller |
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SweetDeltaBlues |
Posted on: January 9th, 2009, 2:47am |
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Baby Member I'm pretty alright sometimes
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hahaha, nice. |
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes that can cut you to ribbons sometimes |
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