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Posted on: April 6th, 2008, 3:27pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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It's the spring of 1957, and Bobby's ready to pick up his date. He's a  pretty hip guy with his own car. When he gets to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.  Carrie's father responds "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw. She'd screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Posted on: May 1st, 2008, 1:18am Quote Report to Moderator
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LOL... =) That's a nice one... Aha.
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Posted on: June 14th, 2008, 3:25pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Alice: Of all the silly nonsense...

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Heard this one before - love it. x

"Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."
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Posted on: November 5th, 2008, 11:56am Quote Report to Moderator
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lol excellent

BE SLAVE TO NO-ONES EXPECTATIONS,WITH YOUR LAST DIEING BREATH SCREAM FREEDOM
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Posted on: November 5th, 2008, 3:41pm Quote Report to Moderator
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That is great!!!

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Posted on: January 9th, 2009, 2:47am Quote Report to Moderator
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I'm pretty alright sometimes

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hahaha, nice.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes that can cut you to ribbons sometimes
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