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JJay
Posted on: January 28th, 2010, 2:51pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Hey, Thanks for listening Jerry.

I am an 81 year old man, im a level headed guy, i like a pint on occasion down the local inn, talking to a few women, i was fired from my Ice-Cream truck job a year ago, and since then i have always had the feeling i am being watched, not by anything human, but something evil!

It all started when the love of my life, (Deardrey Jameson Jefferson), my wife died horrifically, she was driving home from work one night and was raped by an alien, we thought nothing of it and went to sleep that night, but i was awoken by her screams at 4:03am, i looked down at her vaggin and it was throbbing, i saw a green head pop out a stick its tongue out at me, out then popped its full body, it jumped off the bed and ran out of the room screaming "OK LETS HAVE FUN", i kicked it in the head and it fell over, we caught it and put it in a tesco carrier bag, it was wriggling around like a slippery eel and we sold it the next day in the market for "29.99 do you think this was a good transaction?
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joemcfinnighan
Posted on: January 28th, 2010, 3:02pm Quote Report to Moderator
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yes mate it was.
i was in the same postion as you a while ago, my wife got raped by an alien too.
i sold it on ebay for £45.00.

Joe mcfinnighan<br /><br />Glasgow  
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joemcfinnighan
Posted on: January 28th, 2010, 3:02pm Quote Report to Moderator
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yes mate it was.
i was in the same postion as you a while ago, my wife got raped by an alien too.
i sold it on ebay for £45.00.

Joe mcfinnighan<br /><br />Glasgow  
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Kevs
Posted on: January 29th, 2010, 3:34pm Quote Report to Moderator
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funny..shoud've placed this thread somewhere else..in the junk perhaps?

sell your mind instead dude..

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the_imax
Posted on: January 29th, 2010, 5:06pm Quote Report to Moderator
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oh these school boys !
I will move it to fun and humor

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therobby3
Posted on: September 22nd, 2010, 5:55pm Quote Report to Moderator
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I think you got ripped off man.  29.99 is way overpriced for what you payed.  =P



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Poptop
Posted on: September 24th, 2010, 4:59pm Quote Report to Moderator
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 I'm not sure what the economy is like where you are but here on the east  coast of Canada things are doin pretty good, we are having a deal on aliens it's 19.95 for an alien and you get the second one at half price, mind you we have a fairly extensive breeding program in place so that might be the difference.

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