Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Quotes about friends and friendship, while project the relation of friendship in a lighter and softer way :)

Friendship is the best

there are big ship and small ship,but friendship is the best

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A good friend will help you

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

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Choose your socks by their color

Choose your socks by their color and your friends by their character. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense at all and so does choosing your friends by their color

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Privilege of friendship

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”

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There are three faithful friends

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

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Friends are like condoms

Friends are like condoms, they’re there for you when things get hard.

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Friendship is like cooking an egg.

friendship is like cooking an egg. With time it gets better looking. But you must cook it slow. For if you cook it to fast it will fry.

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You want a friend in Washington

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.. Truman

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Friendship is like peeing your pants

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it but only I can feel it!

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Friends are like butt cheeks

friends are like butt cheeks – s**t separates them, but they always come back together.

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