Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Quotes about friends and friendship, while project the relation of friendship in a lighter and softer way :)

Friends are like bras: Close to the heart, and always there for support

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A Best Friend Loves You Even Though They Know Better Than Anyone You Are A Slightly Cracked Egg

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Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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Friends comfort you after a break-up, bust friends go right up to the guy and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

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love is blind, friendship tries not to notice.

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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them

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The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Ether Barrymore

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A good friend helps you up when you fall,
A best friend laughs at you and trips you again!

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"A friend comes in all packages, but they still have the label 'to you'.

Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on from time to time....
but...
when they start blowing their nose on your sleeve
they've taken it a step too far..

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friends are like butt cheeks - s**t seperates them, but they always come back together.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it but only I can feel it!

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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.. Truman

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Friends are like condoms, they're there for you when things get hard.

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There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

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Friends are forever, Boys are whatever.

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Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."

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