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Posted on: November 19th, 2005, 7:03am Quote Report to Moderator

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

.. as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you .. Broke my heart ..but I Love you with Every piece of it ..

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Posted on: December 1st, 2005, 2:26pm Quote Report to Moderator
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LOLS sexist >.>

its not entirely true
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Posted on: December 7th, 2005, 7:44am Quote Report to Moderator
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I know this hurts, it was meant to.

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Quoted from o0SunShine0o
LOLS sexist >.>

its not entirely true

lol very sexist, though for some reason I found it halarious (no offense...)
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