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Posted on: December 5th, 2005, 7:32am Quote Report to Moderator
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A duck walks into a store, and asks the shopkeeper,
"Do you have any grapes?"
The guy says "No."
So then, the duck comes in the next day, and asks "Got any grapes?"
The shopkeeper, exasperated says, "No!"
The duck comes in the third day, says "Got any grapes?"
The man is angry. "NO! We have no grapes! If you ask me that again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!"
On the fourth day, the duck comes in, and asks "Got any nails?"
The man, confused says "No..."
Duck promptly says. "Got any grapes?"

*LOVE is when you think about that person more time in a day then you think about yourself.*
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Posted on: December 5th, 2005, 8:16am Quote Report to Moderator
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Ha Ha that is quite funny.
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Posted on: December 7th, 2005, 7:48am Quote Report to Moderator
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I know this hurts, it was meant to.

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Posted on: December 23rd, 2005, 5:31pm Quote Report to Moderator
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thats actually quite funny
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