A duck walks into a store, and asks the shopkeeper, "Do you have any grapes?" The guy says "No." So then, the duck comes in the next day, and asks "Got any grapes?" The shopkeeper, exasperated says, "No!" The duck comes in the third day, says "Got any grapes?" The man is angry. "NO! We have no grapes! If you ask me that again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!" On the fourth day, the duck comes in, and asks "Got any nails?" The man, confused says "No..." Duck promptly says. "Got any grapes?"
*LOVE is when you think about that person more time in a day then you think about yourself.*