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Posted on: May 19th, 2006, 12:27pm Quote Report to Moderator

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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and fals to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes rolled back in his head.
The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gaspa to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm and soothing voice says ," just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's 'dead'."
There is silence................ the a shot is heard.

The redneck's  voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

"There will be a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning."
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