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Posted on: March 17th, 2007, 5:41am Quote Report to Moderator
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BOYfriend 2.0 to Husband 3.5  

Dear Tech Support Team: It's been a year I upgraded from Boyfriend 2.0 to Husband 3.5.  

I've soon noticed that the new program began has been very demanding, that took up a lot of time and patience on my part. Always on the run on BABY-MAKING software.

In addition, Husband 3.5 has installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other activities in my system. Applications such as MiniSkirts 5.0, Movies 3.0, Shopping 7.5, and GirlsNightOUt 3.6 no longer runs smoothly, crashing all the planned operation system whenever i select them. I can't seem to keep Husband 3.5 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications at hand.  

I'm thinking about going back to Boyfriend 2.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Husband 3.5.  will there be a higher version of maybe Boyfriend 2.5 instead of this?

Please help!  
SHE "A Troubled User"  


Dear SHE "A Troubled User":

This is a very common problem, like what's happening when upgrading programs of Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 experiencing nowadays, that many people complain about. Users who upgrade from Boyfriend 2.0 to Husband 3.5, thinking that it will be a more secured programs in the land is a no no.
User's are all wrong on that thinking!!
First,  having a Husband 3.5 is not an  OPERATING SYSTEM but created like a FIREWALL to your systems operating programs.
Second, it doesn't think on his own but rather created to be operated in ways they wanted to be.
Third, Husband 3.5 is designed by its Creator to monitor EVERYTHING that operates on your system!!!

It is also impossible
to delete Husband 3.5 and to return to Boyfriend 2.0 or upgrade it to Boyfriend 2.5 coz it's not allowed. It is impossible to uninstall, or upgrade the program files from the system once you installed it.
You cannot go back to Boyfriend 2.0 because Husband 3.5 is designed not to allow this. (Look for the manual of Husband 3.5 under Warnings-Refrain-From-Nagging-Even-If-It's-His Fault version 9.9)

I recommend that you keep Husband 3.5 and just purchased additional programs like SEX 1.0 & CARS&GADGETS 9.5 to allow a perfect program environment.

I also suggest installing the background application "Yes Honey" to alleviate software augmentation & to keep them away from other firewall like applications.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\SEX TALKS because
ULTiMATELY you will have to give that kind of command before the
system will run smoothly to your likings.

Husband 3.5 is a great program, low in maintenance but very effective. You just have to remember that they are not MIND-READERS coz their applications is likely say/put/encode what you want or never at all.

Husband 3.5 also comes with several support programs, such as PAYSLIP 1.5, GIFTS 7.5, STRESS ABSORBER 4.2 and LISTENING-W/O-COMPLAINING 6.8;
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program MAN-NAGGING-WIFE 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Husband  3.5 is to use the program i mentioned above THE SEX 1.0 together with COOK4HIM software. I also recommend
BODY.MASSAGE 2.1 and NASTY-SEX 5.0 to be use sometimes.

ADDITIONAL WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Being-Sweet-to-Other-Man 4.4. This application is not supported by Husband 3.5 and will definitely launch JEALOUSY 8.9 that can cause irrevocable damage to your system.

Best of Luck,

Tech Support ... ..


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