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AngelFace
Posted on: April 12th, 2007, 3:17pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Sunday's sermon was ' Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister repeated the question. All responded, except for a small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.

"I don't have any," she replied sweetly.

"That is very unusual Mrs. Jones. How old are you?" asked the minister.

"Ninety-eight," she replied sweetly.

"Oh ok, well, would you please come up front and tell us, how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said "I outlived the B***hes."
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Posted on: April 16th, 2007, 6:05pm Quote Report to Moderator
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lol, nice

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joice
Posted on: April 19th, 2007, 10:14am Quote Report to Moderator
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LOL...

that was funny & cool!!!

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Posted on: April 25th, 2007, 12:35am Quote Report to Moderator
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Quoted from AngelFace
Sunday's sermon was ' Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister repeated the question. All responded, except for a small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.

"I don't have any," she replied sweetly.

"That is very unusual Mrs. Jones. How old are you?" asked the minister.

"Ninety-eight," she replied sweetly.

"Oh ok, well, would you please come up front and tell us, how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said "I outlived the B***hes."



BA..ha ha ha !      Too funny !  I bet everyone there was like ..  
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Sophie
Posted on: April 25th, 2007, 1:08am Quote Report to Moderator
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I guess the same had been true if she simply had lost memory.. thats the good side of getting old, you dont remember those you dont like!
LOL!
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angel2
Posted on: May 17th, 2007, 2:36am Quote Report to Moderator
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hahahahah...very funny!!!  
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Posted on: August 24th, 2007, 8:19pm Quote Report to Moderator
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dats d spirit. . . kewl
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Posted on: November 4th, 2007, 6:41am Quote Report to Moderator
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Quoted from AngelFace
Sunday's sermon was ' Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister repeated the question. All responded, except for a small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.

"I don't have any," she replied sweetly.

"That is very unusual Mrs. Jones. How old are you?" asked the minister.

"Ninety-eight," she replied sweetly.

"Oh ok, well, would you please come up front and tell us, how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said "I outlived the B***hes."

                    GOOD.....

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harish24carat
Posted on: November 4th, 2007, 6:43am Quote Report to Moderator
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HI THIS IS HARISH IT IS NICE FROM U
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