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Forgive your Enemies (currently 691 views) |
AngelFace |
Posted on: April 12th, 2007, 3:17pm |
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Sunday's sermon was ' Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister repeated the question. All responded, except for a small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.
"I don't have any," she replied sweetly.
"That is very unusual Mrs. Jones. How old are you?" asked the minister.
"Ninety-eight," she replied sweetly.
"Oh ok, well, would you please come up front and tell us, how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said "I outlived the B***hes."
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starforsaken. |
Posted on: April 16th, 2007, 6:05pm |
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joice |
Posted on: April 19th, 2007, 10:14am |
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LOL...
that was funny & cool!!!
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Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?  |
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Mel |
Posted on: April 25th, 2007, 12:35am |
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Quoted from AngelFace Sunday's sermon was ' Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister repeated the question. All responded, except for a small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.
"I don't have any," she replied sweetly.
"That is very unusual Mrs. Jones. How old are you?" asked the minister.
"Ninety-eight," she replied sweetly.
"Oh ok, well, would you please come up front and tell us, how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said "I outlived the B***hes."
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BA..ha ha ha ! Too funny ! I bet everyone there was like ..  |
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Sophie |
Posted on: April 25th, 2007, 1:08am |
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I guess the same had been true if she simply had lost memory.. thats the good side of getting old, you dont remember those you dont like! LOL! |
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angel2 |
Posted on: May 17th, 2007, 2:36am |
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hahahahah...very funny!!!  |
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djsamaa |
Posted on: August 24th, 2007, 8:19pm |
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harish24carat |
Posted on: November 4th, 2007, 6:41am |
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Quoted from AngelFace Sunday's sermon was ' Forgive Your Enemies.' Toward the end of the service the minister asked," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands. The minister repeated the question. All responded, except for a small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the minister.
"I don't have any," she replied sweetly.
"That is very unusual Mrs. Jones. How old are you?" asked the minister.
"Ninety-eight," she replied sweetly.
"Oh ok, well, would you please come up front and tell us, how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said "I outlived the B***hes."
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GOOD.....
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harish24carat |
Posted on: November 4th, 2007, 6:43am |
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HI THIS IS HARISH IT IS NICE FROM U |
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