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Posted on: April 13th, 2007, 3:19pm Quote Report to Moderator
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My brother called me at 4 p.m. Sunday to see if I wanted to play  
a round of golf.  

"It's looking rather ominous," I said looking out the window.  

"Huh?" he said.  

"It's gonna rain," I translated.  

"Na. It'll pass. It looks clear to the south."  

"OK," I said. Then I put on a cap and told my wife and kids I  
was going to play golf.  

"It's going to storm," said my wife.  

"Na. It'll pass. It looks clear to the south," I said echoing  
my brother's wise words that convinced me to go out.  

"You'll be home in 15 minutes," said my 10-year-old daughter.  

I laughed, patted her on the head condescendingly and left for  
the course. When I was half way there an ear-shattering  
thunderclap opened the skies and released a torrential downpour.  
The wind kicked up and leaves and small branched littered the  
country road I was on. Lightning was flashing all around. I  
actually was worried that my car was going to be struck. I  
turned around and went home.  

When I walked in my daughter said, "Told you."  

"You sure did," I said. "And, oh, by the way: you're grounded."  
Posted on: April 19th, 2007, 5:56pm Quote Report to Moderator

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poor kid.

"The vision inside your eyes bleed for released captivity" - Myself
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