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Posted on: April 17th, 2007, 3:14pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Thats a story where the guy who heard it understood it well enough but was into deep mess once he had to tell it..

Thats the story of a nice elephant that goes in the jungle and stop at the river to drink some water, and he put one foot in the water, and he put two feet in the water, and start to driink, and then comes a huge crocodile, that snap his trunk, so the elephant get his head out the water, turn to us and say:
"And youd thhing ids vfunny??!"

Alright now comes the the follower..
The guy is invited at a friends house, where all family is here around the table, and all talk "how are oyu?" " fine thank you and you?"
and "I am fine too, and what about you?" and so on, and after 30 minutes of civilities, its getting heavy and tense, so one say,
"Hey you! you are good at making joke, so lets hear a joke from you,"
and the guy say "no no " and all say "yes yes," come on, we know you are good at telling jokes, tell us one now!"
"no no"

So he tell his story:

"Thats an elephant who walk in the jungle and he arrives to the river and he put one foot in the water..
and he put 2 feet in the water.."

and then the house wife arrived in the dinning room, and she got this terrible hareflip, that goes from her nose all way down her face, and she says "dthsoes anyone wfant anythmore pfie??"

And the guy is all into deep, so he says:
"and the elephant put his 3rd foot in the water, and then comes a crocodile, but a very very little one, not dangerous at all, a very innocent one, and he just want no nothing and goes.." and the guy is all red on the face really scared to have been just about to blur it all up.

And then the house waitress says:

"and youf thfghtink itds ffvvfnunny??"

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Posted on: April 17th, 2007, 3:15pm Quote Report to Moderator
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LOL a good one

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Posted on: April 19th, 2007, 10:00am Quote Report to Moderator
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nice & funny!!!! LOL

Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,
is exactly the one making you cry?    
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