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 Magic Vending Machine Game (currently 2,587 views) |
| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 15th, 2007, 5:48pm |
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You get a Swedish Penis Pump.
*inserts a dirty diaper* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 15th, 2007, 7:55pm |
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You get a broken Iphone.
*inserts a ripped dollar bill* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 16th, 2007, 11:42am |
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You get Jesse Jackson... And, for the next 20 years, you're forced to listen to him tell you how much white people suck... (Hey, I didn't corrupt your wish! So, I had to corrupt your vend.)
*inserts Al Sharpton* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 16th, 2007, 1:11pm |
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LOL...I'll take Jesse Jackson over Sophie anyday! 
You get a Russian bride by mail magazine.
*inserts a gold ring* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 17th, 2007, 3:52am |
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You get a cheese log.
*inserts a diaphragm* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 17th, 2007, 12:44pm |
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You get a big chunk of Limburger cheese
*inserts a dictionary* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 17th, 2007, 2:49pm |
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You get a Thesaurus.
*inserts a camel* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 17th, 2007, 3:26pm |
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You get a book on dating.
*inserts a broken cell phone* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 17th, 2007, 3:42pm |
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You get a 55 gallon drum of dog mess and car oil.
*inserts a ream of printer paper* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 18th, 2007, 12:26pm |
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You get a little box full of cat "stuff".
*inserts a ruby ring* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 18th, 2007, 3:15pm |
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You get a "Lawn Jockey"
*inserts a breast pump* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 19th, 2007, 1:04pm |
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You get green eggs & ham.
*inserts a weeks worth of garbage that's been sitting outside* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 20th, 2007, 8:30pm |
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You get a month's worth of garbage that's been taking up space in the machine.
*inserts Judge Judy* |
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| AngelFace |
| Posted on: July 21st, 2007, 7:52pm |
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You get a broken key chain.
*inserts a free trip to Vegas* |
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| Myzyri |
| Posted on: July 21st, 2007, 10:21pm |
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You get a free trip to Disney World.
*inserts a plate of Eggs Benedict* |
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