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Poptop
Posted on: October 18th, 2007, 8:59pm Quote Report to Moderator
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                           Why do men die first ?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but,
now we
know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ..you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get
off your
lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. If she
gets a
job ahead of you......it's affirmative action.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you
keep
quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive idiot.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...... that's
domination.
If she asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form ....you're a pervert.
If you don't ..you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs, wear sexy lingerie and keep in
shape............you're sexist.
If you don't................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape.....you're vain.
If you don't.......you're a slob.


If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
If you aren't....... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're over sexed.
If you don't..............there must be someone else.

So why do men die first?

..Because they want to...

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Posted on: October 21st, 2007, 5:05pm Quote Report to Moderator
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LOL...that is pretty funny!!!.....just remember the woman is always right ...hahah
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Angelbaby
Posted on: October 22nd, 2007, 3:29am Quote Report to Moderator
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Do you hate women Pop?  
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b_misery
Posted on: October 22nd, 2007, 4:59am Quote Report to Moderator
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love, hurt and learn to love again..

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hahahaha.. thats so nice and so funny!!! it seems that all of that are Pop's experience.. hahahaha... all are noted Pop yah???

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Poptop
Posted on: October 23rd, 2007, 7:20pm Quote Report to Moderator
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 Thank you koreaneve77 and there was never doubt.

Angelbaby: the answer is no.

bubbles: I've had personal experience with 4,5,9, and 15 the rest I'm not too sure about.



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b_misery
Posted on: October 24th, 2007, 4:32am Quote Report to Moderator
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love, hurt and learn to love again..

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hahaha really huh?!! well, i think most men are thinking like that!..  that is why men are trying to make rules also that they are just letting women think that they are superior in all things yah? am i right pop?...

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Angelbaby
Posted on: October 24th, 2007, 1:47pm Quote Report to Moderator
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I'd like to be treated like that for once in my life I'd never  complain




Quoted from Poptop
 Thank you koreaneve77 and there was never doubt.

Angelbaby: the answer is no.

bubbles: I've had personal experience with 4,5,9, and 15 the rest I'm not too sure about.




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Poptop
Posted on: October 30th, 2007, 4:26pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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hahaha really huh?!! well, i think most men are thinking like that!..  that is why men are trying to make rules also that they are just letting women think that they are superior in all things yah? am i right pop?...


 While I can't speak for all men I believe that there men that feel that way and treat women in the way you describe , in my opinion these men are fools

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