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Why do men die first ? (currently 945 views) |
Poptop |
Posted on: October 18th, 2007, 8:59pm |
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Why do men die first ?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ..you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's affirmative action.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't........you're an insensitive idiot.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...... that's domination. If she asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form ....you're a pervert. If you don't ..you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs, wear sexy lingerie and keep in shape............you're sexist. If you don't................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape.....you're vain. If you don't.......you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself. If you aren't....... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're over sexed. If you don't..............there must be someone else.
So why do men die first?
..Because they want to... |
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koreaneve77 |
Posted on: October 21st, 2007, 5:05pm |
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LOL...that is pretty funny!!!.....just remember the woman is always right ...hahah |
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Angelbaby |
Posted on: October 22nd, 2007, 3:29am |
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Do you hate women Pop?  |
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b_misery |
Posted on: October 22nd, 2007, 4:59am |
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hahahaha.. thats so nice and so funny!!! it seems that all of that are Pop's experience.. hahahaha... all are noted Pop yah??? |
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Poptop |
Posted on: October 23rd, 2007, 7:20pm |
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Thank you koreaneve77 and there was never doubt. 
Angelbaby: the answer is no.
bubbles: I've had personal experience with 4,5,9, and 15 the rest I'm not too sure about. 
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b_misery |
Posted on: October 24th, 2007, 4:32am |
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hahaha really huh?!! well, i think most men are thinking like that!.. that is why men are trying to make rules also that they are just letting women think that they are superior in all things yah? am i right pop?...  |
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Angelbaby |
Posted on: October 24th, 2007, 1:47pm |
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I'd like to be treated like that for once in my life I'd never complain 
Thank you koreaneve77 and there was never doubt.  Angelbaby: the answer is no. bubbles: I've had personal experience with 4,5,9, and 15 the rest I'm not too sure about. |
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Poptop |
Posted on: October 30th, 2007, 4:26pm |
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hahaha really huh?!! well, i think most men are thinking like that!.. that is why men are trying to make rules also that they are just letting women think that they are superior in all things yah? am i right pop?...  |
While I can't speak for all men I believe that there men that feel that way and treat women in the way you describe , in my opinion these men are fools
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