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Poptop
Posted on: November 29th, 2007, 8:45am Quote Report to Moderator
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Happiness is all around,you just have to look

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   * How do you know policemen are strong?
   * Because they can hold up traffic.



   * What do termites eat for breakfast?
   * Oakmeal.



   * What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
   * Spa-ghetti.



   * Why were the suspenders arrested?
   * For holding up a pair of pants.



   * How does the queen bee get around her hive?
   * She's throne.



   * What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
   * Wait at the buzz stop.



Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."


Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


   * What's the friendliest school?
   * Hi school.



   * What do you give a dog with a fever?
   * Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)



   * How do you kill a circus?
   * Go for the juggler.

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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The_Fool
Posted on: November 29th, 2007, 12:01pm Quote Report to Moderator
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You're right Pop, bad but they are funny
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Poptop
Posted on: November 29th, 2007, 8:20pm Quote Report to Moderator
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   * What do flies wear on their feet?
   * Shoos.

Hey cheezy jokes need love too ya know .

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The_Fool
Posted on: November 30th, 2007, 9:04am Quote Report to Moderator
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Desn't everything?
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b_misery
Posted on: December 1st, 2007, 6:19am Quote Report to Moderator
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love, hurt and learn to love again..

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nice pop!!! so funny!!!

>>>> crazy love <<<<  
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Poptop
Posted on: December 1st, 2007, 10:26am Quote Report to Moderator
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 I like them sometimes the silly  jokes are the most fun.

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