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Bad jokes (currently 959 views) |
Poptop |
Posted on: November 29th, 2007, 8:45am |
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Maximum Member Happiness is all around,you just have to look
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* How do you know policemen are strong? * Because they can hold up traffic.
* What do termites eat for breakfast? * Oakmeal.
* What do massage therapists eat for dinner? * Spa-ghetti.
* Why were the suspenders arrested? * For holding up a pair of pants.
* How does the queen bee get around her hive? * She's throne.
* What do bees do if they don't want to drive? * Wait at the buzz stop.
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
* What's the friendliest school? * Hi school.
* What do you give a dog with a fever? * Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
* How do you kill a circus? * Go for the juggler.
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The_Fool |
Posted on: November 29th, 2007, 12:01pm |
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You're right Pop, bad but they are funny |
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Poptop |
Posted on: November 29th, 2007, 8:20pm |
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Maximum Member Happiness is all around,you just have to look
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* What do flies wear on their feet? * Shoos.
Hey cheezy jokes need love too ya know . |
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The_Fool |
Posted on: November 30th, 2007, 9:04am |
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b_misery |
Posted on: December 1st, 2007, 6:19am |
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Maximum Member love, hurt and learn to love again..
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nice pop!!! so funny!!! |
>>>> crazy love <<<< |
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Poptop |
Posted on: December 1st, 2007, 10:26am |
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Maximum Member Happiness is all around,you just have to look
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I like them sometimes the silly jokes are the most fun. |
Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies |
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