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Posted on: December 1st, 2007, 10:29am Quote Report to Moderator
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   * Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
   * They're making headlines!

   * Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
   * She wanted to be a nurse.

   * When is a school paper not a school paper?
   * When it's turned into the teacher.

   * What's Mary short for?
   * She's got no legs.

   * What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
   * A tuba toothpaste.

   * Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
   * Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

   * Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
   * If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

   * What do you say when a dog runs away?
   * Dog-gone!

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