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Why God Created Eve (currently 1,128 views) |
Poptop |
Posted on: March 24th, 2008, 4:10pm |
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Why God Created Eve
Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone.
And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
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Pepper |
Posted on: June 14th, 2008, 3:29pm |
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Baby Member Alice: Of all the silly nonsense...
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"Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."
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birds_ofa_feather |
Posted on: October 8th, 2008, 7:21pm |
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Catherine-Willows |
Posted on: October 10th, 2008, 9:31am |
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sweet revenge |
Posted on: October 29th, 2008, 7:34am |
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..hmn..
nice one..
at least,
we better know that girls are "sometimes" better than men...LOL.. |
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XenaLin |
Posted on: November 3rd, 2008, 8:02am |
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Baby Member Everywhere is Paradise
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meinrad |
Posted on: November 4th, 2008, 9:25am |
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Great pop. That's funny.lol |
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friend4ever |
Posted on: November 15th, 2008, 3:12pm |
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Pretty good....
Eve a monument of Gods creation... Adam.. meant to secure the monument..
ha ha ha ha
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layn |
Posted on: March 5th, 2009, 4:38am |
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LOVE conquers all. |
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Davie |
Posted on: June 22nd, 2009, 1:08pm |
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