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Poptop
Posted on: March 24th, 2008, 4:10pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Why God Created Eve

Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone.

And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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Posted on: June 14th, 2008, 3:29pm Quote Report to Moderator
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AWESOME

"Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."
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lol, that's pretty good.
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Catherine-Willows
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lol Good one
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sweet revenge
Posted on: October 29th, 2008, 7:34am Quote Report to Moderator
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..hmn..

nice one..

at least,

we better know that girls are "sometimes" better than men...LOL..
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XenaLin
Posted on: November 3rd, 2008, 8:02am Quote Report to Moderator
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Hehe, that's funny.

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meinrad
Posted on: November 4th, 2008, 9:25am Quote Report to Moderator
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Great pop. That's funny.lol
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friend4ever
Posted on: November 15th, 2008, 3:12pm Quote Report to Moderator
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Pretty good....

Eve a monument of Gods creation... Adam.. meant to secure the monument..

ha ha ha ha
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layn
Posted on: March 5th, 2009, 4:38am Quote Report to Moderator
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wow.... as in really WOW...

LOVE conquers all.  
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Davie
Posted on: June 22nd, 2009, 1:08pm Quote Report to Moderator
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it's wonderful.

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