Usually everybody who had a dog called it Rover or Rex or Spot but I called mine " Sex."
Well, Sex turned to be a very embarrassing name. One day while taking sex for a walk he ran away from me and I spent hours looking for him. A policeman came along and ask me what I was doing in an alley at 2 a.m. I said, " I am looking for sex." My case came up the next week.
One day I went down to the Town Hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, " I would like one too." When I told him it was for dog the clerk said, " I don't care what she looks like." I said, " You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was five years old." The clerk, " By jove you must have been a very strong and virile boy."
When i decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding, but he told me to try and wait till after the ceremony. I said, But sex has played a big part in my life and my whole life revolves around Sex." I told him that everyone at the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The minister said, " I don't want to hear about your personal life and i shall not marry you in the church." My family are barred from the church. The next day we wore married by a Justice of the Peace.
My wife and I took the dog on our honeymoon and when I checked into the motel, I told the Manager I wanted a room for my wife and a special room for Sex. He told me that every room in the motel was for Sex. I said to him, " You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." he said, " Me too."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married," the judge said, " Me too."
Well now, I've been thrown in goal, married, and divorced and had more darn trouble with that darn dog than ever I gambled for. Just the other day when I went for my fist session with the Psychiatrist he ask me what seemed to be the trouble, I replied that Sex had died and left my life and was like losing a best friend and It's lonely. The Doctor looked at me and said, " Mister, you and I know that Sex isn't a mans best friend, so get yourself a dog." ---------------------------------------------------------------------