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Untamedheart
Posted on: January 11th, 2009, 11:56am Quote Report to Moderator
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THE TROUBLE WITH SEX

Usually everybody who had a dog called it Rover or Rex or
Spot but I called mine " Sex."

Well, Sex turned to be a very embarrassing name. One day
while taking sex for a walk he ran away from me and I spent
hours looking for him. A policeman came along and ask me
what I was doing in an alley at 2 a.m. I said, " I am
looking for sex." My case came up the next week.

One day I went down to the Town Hall to get a dog license
for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I
wanted a license for Sex. He said, " I would like one
too." When I told him it was for dog the clerk said,
" I don't care what she looks like." I said,
" You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was
five years old." The clerk, " By jove you must
have been a very strong and virile boy."

When i decided to get married I told the minister that I
wanted to have Sex at the wedding, but he told me to try and
wait till after the ceremony. I said, But sex has played a
big part in my life and my whole life revolves around
Sex." I told him that everyone at the wedding would
enjoy having Sex there. The minister said, " I
don't want to hear about your personal life and i shall
not marry you in the church." My family are barred from
the church. The next day we wore married by a Justice of the
Peace.

My wife and I took the dog on our honeymoon and when I
checked into the motel, I told the Manager I wanted a room
for my wife and a special room for Sex. He told me that
every room in the motel was for Sex. I said to him, "
You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
he said, " Me too."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for
the custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honour, I had
Sex before I was married," the judge said, " Me
too."

Well now, I've been thrown in goal, married, and
divorced and had more darn trouble with that darn dog than
ever I gambled for. Just the other day when I went for my
fist session with the Psychiatrist he ask me what seemed to
be the trouble, I replied that Sex had died and left my life
and was like losing a best friend and It's lonely. The
Doctor looked at me and said, " Mister, you and I know
that Sex isn't a mans best friend, so get yourself a
dog."
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Veni, Vidi, Non-Velcro!!!

"Id quot circumiret, circumveniat"...........
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HiS ESTRELLA
Posted on: January 13th, 2009, 11:52pm Quote Report to Moderator
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LOL i'VE NEVER HEARD THiS ONE BEFORE....LOVE iT <3

*HiS ESTRELLA*
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Untamedheart
Posted on: January 15th, 2009, 1:39am Quote Report to Moderator
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tnx for the appreciation HiS ESTRELLA........
cheers......

Veni, Vidi, Non-Velcro!!!

"Id quot circumiret, circumveniat"...........
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layn
Posted on: March 5th, 2009, 4:25am Quote Report to Moderator
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thats it.. sex as the mans bestest friend

hoooooooorrraaaayyy to you untamedheart

LOVE conquers all.  
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Untamedheart
Posted on: March 5th, 2009, 9:58am Quote Report to Moderator
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cheers for the appreciation pal!

Veni, Vidi, Non-Velcro!!!

"Id quot circumiret, circumveniat"...........
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EMMA
Posted on: May 28th, 2009, 8:01am Quote Report to Moderator
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Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's anice one,i liked it and any one likes your dog(sex)
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john1122
Posted on: November 25th, 2009, 10:07pm Quote Report to Moderator
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osah  osah   what that ???   ha ha ha ha  icant  stop  ..


ilove your  //sex\\  ha ha ha ha ha ha ..   you are amzing  ilike it ...
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kawaiiazelle13
Posted on: November 26th, 2009, 11:49am Quote Report to Moderator
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wow , *applause* stomach aching because of laughing haha..

Life is about making wise decisions and not making yourself the foolish one.
--Azelle--
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