I am an 81 year old man, im a level headed guy, i like a pint on occasion down the local inn, talking to a few women, i was fired from my Ice-Cream truck job a year ago, and since then i have always had the feeling i am being watched, not by anything human, but something evil!
It all started when the love of my life, (Deardrey Jameson Jefferson), my wife died horrifically, she was driving home from work one night and was raped by an alien, we thought nothing of it and went to sleep that night, but i was awoken by her screams at 4:03am, i looked down at her vaggin and it was throbbing, i saw a green head pop out a stick its tongue out at me, out then popped its full body, it jumped off the bed and ran out of the room screaming "OK LETS HAVE FUN", i kicked it in the head and it fell over, we caught it and put it in a tesco carrier bag, it was wriggling around like a slippery eel and we sold it the next day in the market for "29.99 do you think this was a good transaction?
I'm not sure what the economy is like where you are but here on the east coast of Canada things are doin pretty good, we are having a deal on aliens it's 19.95 for an alien and you get the second one at half price, mind you we have a fairly extensive breeding program in place so that might be the difference.
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