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Posted on: November 23rd, 2010, 2:55pm Quote Report to Moderator
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There once was a maid from Madras
Who possessed a magnificent a**.
Neither round or pink,
As some might think,
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

There was a young lady from Thrace,
Whose corsets grew too tight to lace.
Her mother said, "Nelly,
There's more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face!"

I'd rather have fingers than toes
I prefer having eyes to a nose
And as for my hair
I'm glad its all there
I'll be terribly sad when it goes!

The was a young lady from Speen
Who grew so abnormally lean
And flat and compressed
That her back touched her chest
And sideways she couldn't be seen.

A Canadian fellow named Peck
Was frozen right up to his neck.
When asked, "Are you froze?"
He replied, "I suppose!
But we don't call this cold in Quebec!"

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

There was a young woman of Leeds
Who swallowed six packets of seeds.
In a month, silly lass,
She was covered with grass,
And she couldn't sit down for the weeds.

Lifes what you make it....I'm making mud pies  
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