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<b><u>Funny Marriage Love Quotes<br/>
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<p>Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent .<br/>
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! <br/>
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him<br/>
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. <br/>
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law<br/>
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Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner<br/>
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 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—<br/>
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. <br/>
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The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. <br/>
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One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. <br/>
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.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. <br/>
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