Funny Friendship Quotes

there are big ship and small ship,but friendship is the best

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Choose your socks by their color and your friends by their character. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense at all and so does choosing your friends by their color

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

Friends are like condoms, they’re there for you when things get hard.

friendship is like cooking an egg. With time it gets better looking. But you must cook it slow. For if you cook it to fast it will fry.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.. Truman

Friendship is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it but only I can feel it!

friends are like butt cheeks – s**t separates them, but they always come back together.

Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on from time to time…. but… when they start blowing their nose on your sleeve they’ve taken it a step too far..

A good friend helps you up when you fall, A best friend laughs at you and trips you again!

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

love is blind, friendship tries not to notice.

Friends comfort you after a break-up, best friends go right up to the guy and say “It’s because you’re gay isn’t it?”

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.