Category: Funny Friendship Quotes

there are big ship and small ship,but friendship is the best

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Choose your socks by their color and your friends by their character. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense at all and so does...

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

Friends are like condoms, they’re there for you when things get hard.

friendship is like cooking an egg. With time it gets better looking. But you must cook it slow. For if you cook it to fast it...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.. Truman

Friendship is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it but only I can feel it!

friends are like butt cheeks – s**t separates them, but they always come back together.