there are big ship and small ship,but friendship is the best
Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny Quotes about friends and friendship, while project the relation of friendship in a lighter and softer way :)
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Choose your socks by their color and your friends by their character. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense at all and so does choosing your friends by their color
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin
Friends are like condoms, they’re there for you when things get hard.
friendship is like cooking an egg. With time it gets better looking. But you must cook it slow. For if you cook it to fast it will fry.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.. Truman
Friendship is like peeing your pants, Everyone can see it but only I can feel it!
friends are like butt cheeks – s**t separates them, but they always come back together.
Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on from time to time…. but… when they start blowing their nose on your sleeve they’ve taken it a step too far..
A good friend helps you up when you fall, A best friend laughs at you and trips you again!
The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them
Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life
love is blind, friendship tries not to notice.
Friends comfort you after a break-up, best friends go right up to the guy and say “It’s because you’re gay isn’t it?”
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.